Arty Farty

Today is BigArtDay. First up is a trip to sfMOMA, so Lane can see asian hookers. Next photographs will be taken with a pinhole piggy bank named Penny. Then it's off to see Mary & Eugene's excellent new paintings -- as part of San Francisco Open Studios. Last but certainly not least, we're going to get drunk out of our minds on red wine, cut off an ear (we haven't decided which), drop it in an envelope with nudie polaroids, and mail it to George Bush.

I love art.